How Many Dogs Does it Taketo Change a Light Bulb?
Light bulbsAlan Smith
Boone Church of Christ, Boone, NC

Editor's Note: Those of you who love and know dogs will have a special fondness for the following article. It also has a good message.

Golden Retriever: "The sun is shining. The day is young. We've got our whole lives ahead of us. And you're inside worrying about a stupid, burned-out light bulb?"

 Border Collie: "Just one. Not only that, but I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code."

 Dachshund: "I can't reach the lamp!"

 Toy Poodle: "I'll just talk sweet to the Border Collie and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry."

 Rottweiler: "Go ahead. Make me!"

 Shi-tzu: "Puh-leeze, dah-ling. What are servants for?"

 Lab: "Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Can I?"

 Malamute: "Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy."

 Hound Dog: "Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z.."

 Chihuahua: "Yo quiero Taco Bulb."

 Pointer: "I see it. There it is, right there.."

 Greyhound: "It isn't moving. Who cares?"

 Australian Shepherd: "Put all the light bulbs in a little circle.."

 Old English Sheep Dog: "Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?"

It is obvious that dogs are different. They have different personalities; they excel in different areas. Some have great hunting skills; others have great herding skills; still others are ideal playmates for our children.

 --via Tabernacle Church of Christ bulletin, Vincentown, NJ

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