Editor's Note: Those of you who love and know dogs will have a special fondness for the following article. It also has a good message.
Golden Retriever: "The sun is shining. The day is young. We've got our whole lives ahead of us. And you're inside worrying about a stupid, burned-out light bulb?"
Border Collie: "Just one. Not only that, but I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code."
Dachshund: "I can't reach the lamp!"
Toy Poodle: "I'll just talk sweet to the Border Collie and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry."
Rottweiler: "Go ahead. Make me!"
Shi-tzu: "Puh-leeze, dah-ling. What are servants for?"
Lab: "Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Can I?"
Malamute: "Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy."
Hound Dog: "Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z.."
Chihuahua: "Yo quiero Taco Bulb."
Pointer: "I see it. There it is, right there.."
Greyhound: "It isn't moving. Who cares?"
Australian Shepherd: "Put all the light bulbs in a little circle.."
Old English Sheep Dog: "Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?"
It is obvious that dogs are different. They have different personalities; they excel in different areas. Some have great hunting skills; others have great herding skills; still others are ideal playmates for our children.
--via Tabernacle Church of Christ bulletin, Vincentown, NJ
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